Not a creature was stirring because they were all hungover...
The Drinker - Henri de Toulouse Lautrec |
So
how are we all this morning then...bright as a button or feeling a
little the worse for wear....? From now until the end of the year some of us may well experience one or two of those festive
hangovers even though we all know all the sensible things we should do
in advance...no drinking on an empty stomach, don't mix your drinks,
take on plenty of water... but lets face it, 'sensible' sometimes goes
MIA on these occasions. And so you wake up from a disturbed sleep
with a shrunken brain banging back and forth against your skull and a
stomach doing Olympic class somersaults and wonder why the whole
world has turned the volume up! Well that's what I've been told
anyway...
And
yes ladies – women do suffer from more severe hangovers than men
because (here's the science bit) we have lower levels of a stomach
enzyme called gastro alcohol dehydrogenese which means less alcohol
gets deactivated before being absorbed into our systems - women
absorb a third more alcohol than men of the same size when they drink
the same amount. And it gets worse as we get older too since we
develop higher blood alcohol concentrations drinking the same amount
as we did when we were younger. All good news for us girls then.
So
what can you do to shake off a hangover? Everyone has their
favourite method from a good old fry up to the infamous Prairie Oyster or
sweating it out in the Gym (people really do that?) but I thought I'd
do a little 'googling' to see what other things are thought to cure a hangover. If you are actually feeling a little
delicate you might not want to read this just yet...
Buffalo
milk
No,
not the stuff they turn into mozzarella...this remedy from Namibia is a
concoction of ice cream, dark rum, cream liqueur, spiced rum, and
whole cream, whipped into something that sounds delicious but
some how doubtful as a cure.
Deep
fried Canaries
According
to Urban
Legends,
deep fried canaries were the remedial choice for the Ancient
Romans. They loved a cheese and wine bash apparently and when the
upper classes had partied a little too hard they would be served
deep fried canaries with salt and pepper.
Sour
Pickle Juice
For
the Polish it's the pickled juice from the jars of pickled vegetables
and fish that banishes a hangover. They believe its high levels of
electrolytes help repair the liver damage after one too many
beverages and are just as hydrating as water.
Pickled
Plums
Small,
red and seriously sour 'Umeboshi' plums pickled in acidic vinegar are
a popular post-drinking remedy in Japan. They're eaten whole by the
brave or put them into green tea to allow the salty flavours to
infuse into the liquid.
Tripe
Soup
In
Romania the edible lining of a cows stomach is boiled in a salty,
greasy broth and eaten in a soup, complete with cream, garlic and
onions and is considered to be the perfect way to cure a hangover.
Pickled
Herring
Pickled
or marinated herring made by wrapping a fillet of herring around chunks of onion and
sliced gherkin is what the Germans call their
'KaterFrühstück' which means 'hangover breakfast'.
Shrimps
For
Mexicans 'Vuelva a la Vida' foods, foods are the best cure. This
means 'return to life' and the foods include copious amounts of
shrimps especially in a a zesty shrimp salad.
Well I don't know about hangover
remedies – most of these sound more like aversion therapy to me and
should the need arise I personally will be sticking to my preferred
method of being left alone for 3 days to wallow in self pity. But if
you have any tried and tested cures that are a little more palatable
than these please do share.
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Lesley
I think I would be willing to try the buffalo milk....the rest are kind of EWWWWW.
ReplyDeleteWith you on that one Jen...
ReplyDeleteMe three - I was a good girl yesterday, but my stomach was doing Olympic-class flips just reading some of these "cures." And the poor canaries!! :-(
ReplyDeleteHehehe... This is great! Yes - poor canaries! So happy to just drink water and try for some quiet time (maybe excedrine too!)
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